I amuse myslef with undescribably idiotic things! For example when someone is talking to me in a very annoying/mean/boring kind of way I kinda change the conversation in my head!
Introduction
Excuse me, are you Mrs. B…. ?
Yes!
I have an envellope for you (she takes it from my hand)
And what am I supposed to do with the envelloppe? (in a very condesceding way meaning the internal post envellope)
DING DING!!!
real response – Let me take it back (with a smile)
Random internal outburst- YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS’ Mammm!
Another example
Smile
No smile back
Hello
yeah yeah hello (halfway accross the office)
Random outburst Don’t flatter yourself I say hello to everyone it’s my job!
Mom have you seen (insert any object here)?
No, where did you put it last?
If I would of knowned I wouldnt of asked you
Here it is sweetie (smile)
Random internal outburst RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.. HAVE YOU ALSO MISPLACED YOUR CHROMOSONE THAT PREVENTS YOU FROM PEEING EVERYWHERE EXCEPT IN THE ACTUAL TOILET.
Real response : ITS MY PLEASURE! Honey? have you seen my keys?… Honey!?!
Where did you put them last?
Internal outburst imitating him oh darling excuse me I’ve used your keys and misplaced them.
real response AH FUCK OFF!!!
Love you too (he smiles)
